Are you ready for my brutal honesty and bold insight?  She’s just not that into you, and I don’t like her.  We have to accept it when a man tells us he’s not interested, now it’s your turn.  Don’t sit there and mope about.  It makes my hair curl with a little help from Aveda.  Seriously, I don’t see her peeling grapes, and I’m hungry.  Move on.  Let’s cut to the bottom of the pie here, what has she done for you lately?

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That’s what I thought.  Boring.  Where’s the excitement?  Does she even own a pair of red shoes?  Has she ever seen Degrassi Junior High?  Has she ever heard My Favourite Things by Miles Davis?

Little sister knows best.