I can guess.

My ego is not that big.  It’s called self-confidence.  Don’t misunderstand me.  I just know what I like.  Yes, that too.

Tell him what you like.  Tell her what you like.  I know it’s an old song but I hear it all day long.  I need to turn the volume down.

True Story:

I answered the door completely naked wearing only red lipstick and patent leather pumps.  “He’s a lucky man.”

Ask your girlfriend to do it.  “She would never do that.  She would think I was just using her for sex.”

Yes, and….

Tit for tat.