Weekend Horoscope | March 25 – 27, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs
Hey YouTube.. Welcome back to the SunnySide. – these are the weekend horoscopes for the weekend of March 25 – 27, 2022 for all zodiac signs. Remember, the horoscopes are for fun but, Sonny is a professional astrologer, so if you’d like clarity on the horoscopes or a personal reading, then simply subscribe to the channel, and tune in to the livestream, or simply click the PayPal button and set up a private reading right now over Zoom. PayPall Click Here
This Weekend’s Astrological Aspects:
Moon in Capricorn: This weekend the Moon will start off in Capricorn then transit into Aquarius. This mean we should all be feeling a touch cold-hearted, ready to make non-emotional decisions, and we’ll probably all have to blinders on so to speak. Goals and objectives can take centre stage. Sounds like a bit of a drag but at least all of the chores will get done. Or.. Maybe a trip to a fancy restaurant. That would be cool. Some zodiac signs will have to watch for overspending (Sagittarius & Capricorn). Aquarius and Virgo will be accident prone.
Did you know?
The Devil Card in the Tarot is the card in the Major Arcane that represents Capricorn. The Devil Card alludes to giving in to pleasure or temptation or sin.. It’s indulgence – but it’s also about blaming things on others (lacking responsibility) and giving over your personal power. It’s about feeling trapped by your actions.
Capricorn is also represented in the Tarot with the 2 of coins, 3 of coins, and 4 of coins. These are generally cards that allude to financial decisions, physical goals, and consequences of success.
When you put it all together.. Relax everyone.. It’s going to be ok. Just when you thought I was going to proclaim a painful weekend of cold heartbreak, poor decisions, and blind people-pleasing.. Ok whatever. The Moon in Capricorn is going to have us re-evaluating how we are seen in the world.
Big plus.. Capricorn moon = upgrades in life. People will break up this weekend because their partners don’t ‘look the part’ – that’s some cold shit. – good luck.
The Capricorn Moon will transit into Aquarius on Saturday changing the overall mood from the drudgery of paying bills and doing chores towards freedom and group expressions – which in this day and age appears to indicate the internet and big ass public demonstrations.
As Venus approaches Saturn love will get a little frumpy and formal. It’s a yearly cycle of financial pain for the masses.
Neptune applies trine to South Node! (that’s a good clickbait title S.. tnx man) – I keep staring at this transit because it’s applying to my Natal Sun and my dad’s Chiron – I know! Interesting. So, I’m looking for good news in the transit.. Neptune in Pisces is casting a very strong rosy glow. With Jupiter approaching the Saturn trine South Node aspect.. Hopes, dreams, healing, and everyone from your past will come into focus. There should be a lot of healing conversations. The effect of the Nodes will cause a change.
Quick note: Saturn conjunct Mars, all square the nodes – is one of the worst transits out there.. And no – it doesn’t happen every day so when it pops up shortly.. Everyone be cool. Saturn wants to keep things cool and collected. Saturn is encouraging a stripped down, systematic approach. Saturn is cool with slow and steady. Mars on the other hand wants it all now. Mars naturally adds energy and often disruption to the situation. Saturn may be a hard teacher but Mars is the classroom bully! Together, there’s going to be a problem.
Now amidst this little power struggle, we have the Nodes cruising through the mix – and these are some guys you do not want to mess with. If you play cool game with the Nodes then they’ll pass without too much negative drama. If you neglect or disrespect the Nodes’ journey then you are total game over.. Good bye easy job.. Good bye cool girl. Good bye being able to just up and buy all of the awesome SunnySide merch. Life is going to total ass suck. But there is an answer.. I’ll tell you on the livestream – I have to finish the ‘scopes and I am getting distracted.. talking to myself.
Dear Aries. – The Capricorn Moon will face off against your natal Sun, cramping your style, and let’s get going game. The Capricorn Moon is uptight and always plays by the rules.. The ones you see anyways. – The Aries Sun and Ascendent however like it fast, free, fun, and often a little nakedy. Go Aries! Ok, so the Sun is in Aries. this means everyone should be looking at you but, the general mood will be ‘thanks grandpa’.. So although everyone will be looking, – it doesn’t mean that they will approve, so be cool, or at least use the secret nature of the Capricorn Moon and just record it for later. By Sunday, the Aquarius Moon will loosen up the vibe. Love says, You will meet someone new during your walk of shame.
Dear Taurus. – What sneaky shenanigans have you gotten yourself into? With Venus and Mars still at the top of your chart, you’re hellbent on getting out and seeing what the world has to offer. Have fun, but be super super super careful. A hard crash is coming to that magical rainbow, so enjoy the ride while it’s here. Ok. Deal time Taurus. Saturn squaring the Nodes means it’s gut check time for everyone. For the sweetest bulls, It’s right on top of your Sun! Now before you go and blame me for everything, – It’s your identity, who you are, and who you want to be that is in question. Saturn is asking the North Node in Taurus, – who do you want to be? And, Are you ready for the change because it’s almost here, – and there’s no going back. Currently, Lilith is also transiting your second house of personal finances. This is currently making your money sexy.. – just saying.. Don’t make it weird – S
Dear Gemini. – All cards should be on the table by now. Yes, there will be a couple of major WTF’s shortly as peeps flat out let you down, – but what can you do? You won’t be feeling playful and creative but you will still be in a sexy fun kind of vibe. Go ahead Gemini, this weekend, invite someone over, turn the music up really loud so the neighbours or anyone listening doesn’t get too curious, and have some fun. Astro note. it’s coming from a distance, so be prepared. The end of the weekend will be better than the beginning. The dreamy and cloudy Pisces vibe doesn’t totally gel with your ‘ask questions’ nature but what can you do. Your career is important and if you keep trying, then success will arrive shortly. – think new job or entire new career.
Dear Cancer. – This should be a ‘stable in love’ weekend for our fun-loving crabs. The Moon in Capricorn is going to fill you with an emotional urge to take care of your partner. Or, With Venus and Mars both in (can we still be friends) Aquarius, Let’s just say who needs zippers when that shell slides off so fast with a little butter. Oooooooohhhh… crab love rules! – Seriously, For those cross-reading zodiac signs, the crabs are going to be expensive right now, – so size up your wallet before you load up that plate. These friends have benefits but they aren’t going Dutch. This weekend still has you in research mode. Finish it all up because shortly, you’re going to be thinking about getting out again. And you’re not really prepared for multiple projects so one step at a time.. Even if they are sideways.
Dear Leoooo! – Well Leo, a big change is coming in your relationship status. For better or worse it’s gut check time. Do you pop the question and change everyone’s lives? or does unexpected news crash a house of cards? Oooooo… this going to be fun to watch. There’s a big project or change happening at home. Keep going and push your career? or deal with fires at home? I really wish it was that easy. It’s more than likely, that some stress will find your dearest action man, and he’s going to bubble over with either, – I think we should up this game and move in together, or it’s time for some space. – either way, expect a big change at home this year.
Dear Virog. – Mars continues its journey through your 6th house, making you super busy. But it’s not the good busy, where you’re indulging your hobbies. It’s work time. On the plus side, Super Congratz! The money should be coming in shortly. Love is also shining brightly at the office, so if you’re looking for love then all you have to do is burn the midnight oil, – which you probably have to do anyways. On the down side, a little buddy might get sick. The Sun in Aries is highlighting a couple of endings so say your goodbyes with grace and book onto the next action. You might be travelling this summer.
Dear Libra. – Normally this time of year is ok for Libra. The Sun is in Aries, highlighting your closest relationships, and Venus is cruising along in Aquarius, attracting love and romantic urges. – all game on Libra time. But this year, drama fills your romantic love filled dreamscape fantasy universe, and crashes hard on some difficult decisions. Know in advance that this might get expensive, but you also might not have a choice. Keep all eyes on the kids or a creative project as Saturn asks you if you should stay or go. So.. Normally, I would book on that but.. Here’s the action plan. – Do it. You don’t really have a choice. Things being taken away were leaving anyways, so bite hard and think happy thoughts. This is the year to focus on your finances, and next year you’ll do you.
Dear Scorpeepoo. – Every week, I stare at our chart and I see Uranus in the 7th house, and I remember all of those times I laughed at Libra when they went through it. (I know Karma is a bitch – but I like bad girls so we’re even). You are about to go through the dice man.. Normally, I would totally peace you out, and wish you good luck in the next tournament, but for today, – you are still in the game. Yes peeps are unexpectedly dropping the ball, and the worse is way way yet to come. Be cool. You got this (probably). You began this journey a couple of years ago when you began pushing your North Node. This is now blowing up your commitment game with pie in the sky fantasies of afternoon sex, easy money, and access to the locked chest in the closet. – Even though it is crunch time at home, (why do you do this to yourself?) love is calling. I want to tell you to draw up the papers, but a loop still has to be thrown. Get ready to move.
Dear Sagittarius. – Out of the darkness, a light finally shines on love. Could it finally be the real thing, or is it just the kids dropping in to say high. Either way, it’s nice to soak in some vibe for a spell. Home is also ok.. Pretty good even.. Ok whatever. Energy is flowing all around you and your past. Your journey began in the mind. – taking control of your emotions. – and flows towards your body and your daily life. You have to take your dreams, and do your best to make them a reality right now. The problem is impatience and reckless behaviour. The Sun just entered Aries. – it’s time to get ease things along, not necessarily to saddle up the camel and rush off for, two for one drinks at the oasis. The Sun will conjunct Chiron shortly and that will highlight a pain in love or a difficulty with one of the kids. Then you’ll be ready to break through in love.
Dear Capricorn. – All eyes may be focused on Aries right now but this weekend, all hearts will be with you. So, Go ahead and brood, boss, bi, or restrain your favorite go time happy meal. – it’s play time Capricorn style. And yes.. That means you’ll have to pay for it. So what? It may be a difficult decision but it’s kind of your wheel house. Suck up that personal power, – get back on top, – and put that bid on that new house. Yes, I saw that one coming. ( good job sonny – tnx Man.. We have new Sunnyside stickers for sale in the store). The drama with the kids should be over for the next short while so while you’re at the spa absolutely take care of yourself.. But also watch those pennies. – the rain hasn’t stopped falling just yet.
Dear Aquarius. – The Capricorn Moon is going to chill your heals. Take some time and just lay low, and do you. You have a lot of fighting energy right now and it could easily end you on the short end of a long stick. Lillith in your 5th house is pedal down in love. Your libido might be on overdrive but your partner might miss the clues. Love is currently a messed-up game for Aquas with a lot of poor choices gumming up the mix. What are you going to do? I guess we fall back to the Moon this weekend then. Take some time for yourself to recharge, by Sunday you’ll be ready to fight again.
Dearest Pisces. – It’s all systems go in the land of fish-love! Well not really but.. Friends are highlighted, so get out and have some fun. Yes, I see all of the build-up of destructive energy in your 12th house of endings. A hit will be coming that you won’t walk away from. But right now, I think you should focus on being social. Get out and frolic. Check in with the peeps. You’ll want to sleep in on Sunday, so use the energy while you have it at the beginning of the weekend. It’s time to ask yourself how you can afford that dream vacation. Maybe find some hidden money? Or a working holiday? It all sounds like fun. Don’t forget to check the oil in your car.