Weekly Horoscope May 9 – 13, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs

Weekly Horoscope May 9 – 13, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs

Weekly Horoscope May 9 – 13, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs

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Hi Everyone. Welcome back to The SunnySide. These are the weekly horoscopes for the week of May 9 to May 13, 2022 for all zodiac signs. As always, there are timestamps and a link to set up a personal reading with Sonny in the description box.   

Everyone ready? Here we go.  

Get ready everyone, a major shift in energy is coming. Jupiter is entering Aries bringing a renewed innocence, fresh expectations, and a desire to get things going. Everyone will be feeling impatient and willing to take bigger risks than usual.  This is a 12-year transit so you can expect similar events from 2010 to 2011 to repeat themselves. Before everyone screams doom and gloom, remember that the Jupiter transit will usually expand things wherever it falls in your chart and for the most part, this will be good. Fortunes will shift and luck will change. If you know where to look in your personal chart for success then this transit can be a very good thing for many people. Fire signs and people with Venus in a fire sign will be very lucky. People with their Moon in a Fire Sign can expect increased flashes of psychic intuition, vivid dreams and premonitions.    

Later in the week, the Sun’s conjunction with the North Node will brightly shine a light on a project that you’ve been working towards. For many people, this tricky to navigate transit can cause a loss of jobs, prestige, and potential health problems with family members. Of course, a more accurate description or when you’ll be challenged and how you’re going to triumph will depend on your personal chart.   

Finally, Mercury, the bisexual planet of casual encounters is about to forget their coveralls at home. That’s not so good when the brain checks into autopilot for a couple of weeks. Expect excuses for impulse and short-sighted decisions to both amuse and frustrate. Sonny says, none of that really matters because during Mercury retrograde, you’re probably going to mess it up anyways. So give it a shot, have fun and see where everything lands in a couple of weeks. 

On the plus side, if you like refiling paperwork, sitting on hold, and forgotten expenses to suddenly appear then this will be a good week for you. Actually, Sonny says that this will be a very good week for reconnecting with forgotten friends, shelved projects, and getting lost down memory lane. If the weather is nice you should go for a walk to clear your mind and stop for ice cream to feed your soul.  

On the weather side of things, with Jupiter entering Aries we can expect the theme of Big Fire and Wind. Expect the weather to heat up and the winds to blow until Jupiter turns retrograde at the end of July when things will cool down until the very end of October.   

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Dear Aries. Something is wrong with your money tree. You’re looking at your finances and you have questions. Can you really afford that new car or computer? You may have found a couple of bucks in your pocket but come on Aries, do you really have to spend it right away? When Mercury turns retrograde, you’ll be tempted to splurge more than ever as you find yourself revisiting stores to see if that spring jacket is still on sale. Do you really need that shiny new toy or are you just suddenly exploring your inner Libra nature. Sonny bets that with Venus still in your 1st house of looks, you’re still as pretty as ever but the pimple game has just begun. A big smile and a little makeup are all you’ll need to win over both the hearts and wallets of generous new friends. Aries are definitely attracting love but most of this week is going to be a grind. Not negative mind you but a regular go to the gym and eat your veggies kind of get chores done week. Maybe you could find a buddy to tag along for some fun but that might just slow you down. Finally dear Aries, Sonny says Buddy Jive is still waiting backstage with a bone to pick with you. If you’re not hungry for a fight then maybe let love win this one.  

Dear Taurus. You are almost ready to finally step out of your safe meadow and visit the fast-paced action of the big city. Your identity will hit some kind of flux late in the week so be on the lookout for identity theft, lost keys, and injuries that are taking longer than usual to heal. Retrograde Mercury is going to have you revisit both new and old ways of making money. Expect old business partners and clients to return. Love is blessing a behind the scenes negotiation in your favour. Do your best to keep things quiet for a bit because love is going to open a new wound shortly. As for your social reputation and life with the peeps, whatever you did on social media to stir the shazam is definitely going to bite back. Sonny says you must know that the royal Wazoo is on the way and he’s going to be looking for a pound of flesh from little Miss Muscles. On the super plus side, although love is a little shy right now, the Moon in Virgo will bring out your romantic and playful side so make sure to have some fun while being creative. Finally dear Taurus, Sonny says, seriously man, life doesn’t have to be speed chess all the time but you can grow old waiting for buddy to make a solid move.   

Ok, next. Dear Gemini. There’s so much public good happening right now that all you really have to do is logon and smile. There is a touch of caution before we get to the good stuff. Your astro 12th house is highlighted and everyone is looking through your garbage to see what your next move is going to be. Credit checks, background checks, and pretty much anything that has to be looked at for the lenders to sign off on your next project is under the microscope. Sonny says whatever man, high card deals. The thing is dear Gemini, the Sun is going to cross the North Node during Mercury Retrograde. These are the horoscopes guys, not the lottery so if that many astro-balls are in play it’s usually not good. You’re going to have to ask for another card because that behind-the-scenes check might not turn out as good as you expected and that is the lesson of the Nodes. Do not consider anything binding until all paperwork is signed and the keys are in your hand. In order to receive the huge blessing that are waiting for you from this transit, you’re going to have to lay down some solid game. Take real steps to make your dream a reality. It’s shakeout time, big dreams and strong arms are the money play.  

Dear Cancer. The soul-searching journey takes a nostalgic trip down memory lane. You’ll find yourself doing a mental and emotional self-audit just to see if you’re still in line with the world around you. Take your time and sort it out. Peeps are talking about you more than you realize so tighten up the shell and lock the door when you leave. Prying eyes are going to leave footprints, gossip, and nasty messages. Action will speak louder than words but you might not like what they do so be prepared for both the unexpected and the inevitable. Mars continues to give you the hard sell from distant shores but it still doesn’t seem like the dream it’s supposed to be. Sonny says to be cool, it will seaside sexy Crab-love jiggy-vibe sooner than you think. Now for two little bumps. Before the rooster crows a friend will let you down, and a public meltdown is coming. As for the good stuff, love really wants you to get out and enjoy the sun. Sonny wants to remind all of the crabs out there that it’s a beautiful day to be beautiful. And as always, together it’s a beautiful day.   

Dear Leo. It’s time to check back in with the peeps. Life may have sent you on a sideways adventure that pulled you away from your usual crew. Don’t just post a selfie and expect the peeps to call. Come on Leo, it’s not like you can take a ‘thumbs up’ or an emoji to the dance. Hey Leo where’s your date. Cool man she’s right here on my phone. Social dynamics in 2022 is getting weird. No, Sonny says dear Leo you have to make this happen, so untuck your pride and let your dangle brush the high-grass for a couple of laps. You may be in line for a very public promotion or a new job. It will be something that you’ve always wanted but the reality of the situation will have you scratching your head. Unexpected events will have you feeling pressured to react. As always, be cool when the pitchforks are raised, this is not the time to call in an air-strike. Love continues to push for something at a distance and Sonny says beginning this week, even though Mercury is retrograde you should still Google Maps your expectations and desires. Your biggest dreams are going to be put through the sifter until the end of June but that’s the blessing. A spiritual message is being received.  

Dear Virog. As Pluto turns retrograde in your astro-sector of love and romance, an inevitable feeling will set into your love game. A usually fun and inspired time could be replaced with difficult decisions. Then again, Sonny says that Pluto in the 5th house leads to excessive partying and public drunkenness which is very un-Virog so you’ll have to take it all with a grain of salt and probably a lime or coke chaser. Venus is currently gracing your 8th house of shared resources so money is coming from helping others get things. See that everyone? Your second house is getting your stuff, and the 8th house is helping others get their stuff. If Venus is in either place Sonny says you’ll get paid. On the super plus side, Jupiter is about to enter the game throwing the biggest light on what is actually possible here. Do your best to harvest the good fortune until the end of July when Jupiter turns retrograde and slows down the fun. This only happens once every 12 years so make the most of it. Mercury retrograde will mess up some paperwork obviously, but the real action is a shift in thinking from getting a new job, to where are you going to take that vacation.  Congratulations Virog enjoy the week.  

Dear Libra. Don’t get ahead of yourself because chores still have to get done and you’re busy anyways but, love is about to smile in a way it hasn’t done in 12 years. This week Jupiter joins Venus in Aries filling your dance card with promises of happily-ever-after. Look twice before you leap, Mercury retrograde will create unsustainable romantic entanglements. Friends from distant shores will call to say hello although trips abroad will face paperwork problems. There is an unexpected development in your joint finances so keep your eyes open for peeps baring open hands. There’s also a possibility that you’re going to unexpectedly get sick or injury yourself. Just be cool and even though you’re probably not going to get much rest, try and find time to take care of yourself. Sonny says to keep relationships light and easy-breezy in the game of love. With Mercury turning retrograde you might change your mind down the road when reality enters your romantic bubble. But for now, have some fun. The weather is turning to short skirts and money is coming from teamwork. Go get ‘em Libra. Sonny says, you know what to do.  

Dear Scorpio. Jupiter is about to leave your astro-sector of fun, frolic and nakedy good times, and enter your astro-sector of daily work, chores and service to others. Go Scorpio, you win the game. Wait. Mars is still in your 5th house of NSA glitter parties so it’s not entirely game over just yet. On one hand, Mars will cause problems like accidental pregnancies and difficult situations with the kids. Your love life will be filled with conflict and require constant attention. Normally this type of love drama would send you back to the office just to get away but Mars is sticking around for the fight. Maybe you should take a lesson from Libra and just keep things light and breezy in love for the next little while. Sonny says the positive side of Mars in Pisces for Scorpios is public drunkenness, a super-high libido, a desire to take chances, gamble and visit the casino. It doesn’t mean you are going to win but it does mean you’re going to have fun trying. Astro-note. The moon in Virog is opposite all of this dating energy in your 5th house so when love pushes, you’ll probably cave. Sonny says to have a fun shower and he’ll see you on the livestream. Finally Scorpio, Mercury retrograde will cause problems with your credit card, as in you’re going to overuse it paying for someone else. With all of the arguing you’ve been having, that is definitely something AF. Sonny says to put your credit card away and stick to your guns.  

Dear Sagittarius. Your day-to-day life gets a little jolt of what’s really possible. You can have it all but you’ll need a plan and a way to make that plan happen. Sometimes dear Sagittarius you don’t actually have to do anything but write it down, let it go, and let your destiny find you. Sonny says you are naturally lucky so set your intention and go for it. Mercury doesn’t like you very much at the best of times and it’s going to turn retrograde in your astro-sector of partnerships so you can expect someone to express a desire for granola when you are clearly prime with some nice ribs. Forget Mercury, your man is Jupiter. Jupiter is fun and big hearted. Mercury is nerdy and can’t get their pronouns straight. Anyways, Jupiter is going to hang out with Venus in Aries for a little bit and that will send your love game to a level it hasn’t seen in a long time. Keep your eyes open for winks and sideways glances looking for more. A very creative and romantic week is waiting for you. Even though Mercury will turn retrograde, it’s still a good time to begin creative projects.  Sonny says there’s also a possibility you’ll discover a health problem so watch out for little bumps with the potential to turn into more. Finally dear Sagittarius renovations, a full move, or fighting with your mom are all on the table this week.  

Dear Capricorn. Just when you thought you had your day-to-day life sorted out Mercury is about to step in and completely throw your game for a loop. The new gym routine is going to have to wait for another day. Sonny actually says that things are going to be disrupted until the beginning of June so take all breaks from the plan with a grain of salt. You’ll be returning to good habits shortly. Surprise encounters of the romantic kind continue to inspire fantasies of power suits, hotel bars, and 6 figure pleasantries. Take a chance on love but don’t get too carried away. A lover from the past is returning shortly to say hello. Everyone knows impulsive Aries energy isn’t really your thing but never-the-less, that’s where you are currently blessed. Good things are happening at home. You might get a break on the rent or you might gently spruce up the place. Some Capricorns will have family move in with them as the home expands. On the downside you’ll be running around a lot so watch out for traffic accidents. And definitely watch your language. Mars in your 3rd house of communication will make you more argumentative than normal.   

Dear Aquarius. Expect a little bump in your love game as Mercury turns retrograde in your 5th house of love and creativity. Peeps from the past will drop in to say hello but that’s not really where your drama is waiting for you this week. Something unexpected is still in the air for your home or family and it’s going to require your attention. It could be a decision to sell, move, weigh anchor or paint the place green. Whatever you decide, it should be fun. On the cautionary side, there could be an unexpected health problem with one of your parents. Jupiter is entering Aries and this will highlight and expand your desire to get out and speak to everyone any way that you can. Expect success with websites, vlogging, sales, and communication. Pretty much Aquarius, if you ask for it then you’re going to get it. On the downside, this blessing comes with a cost. Jupiter is leaving your 2nd house of personal comfort and money so the gravy train is about to dry up. On top of that, Mars is doing his best to put a massive hole in your credit cards so be careful.  It’s a good week to look into applying for a loan.  

Dearest Pisces. Thoughts return to home and maybe dropping in to say hello to your mom. It doesn’t have to be a drag and it definitely doesn’t have to get weird. Just say hi. With the Moon cruising Virog, you’re going to be more suggestible than normal so watch for people trying to take advantage of you. In basketball, watch for the Pisces guys looking to pass the ball and get the other guys involved. Success however, will involve taking the rock and crashing glass all on your own. Sonny says the biggest blessing of Mars transiting your natal Sun is renewed ego energy. When Mars is behind your Sun it can feel like the world is against you and your energy becomes self-defensive and reactionary. As Mars crosses your natal Sun, fresh and inspirational Mars energy will fill you with a boost of fight-back energy. On the downside Sonny says you should obviously watch for hitting your head and pimples. Finally dearest Pisces, stay alert for communication problems, weird things with the car, and news from one of the peeps.  

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Weekend Horoscope April 8 – 10, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs

Weekend Horoscope April 8 – 10, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs

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Hi Everyone. Welcome back to the SunnySide. These are the weekend horoscopes for the weekend of April 8 to April 10, 2022 for all zodiac signs. The horoscopes will begin with a general overview of some of the transits for the weekend and then we’ll have the individual signs. There are timestamps in the descriptions box, as well as a link to the SunnySide website, where you can find a written copy of this video. Quick note before we begin. Sonny and S L C are still in Michigan attending a family emergency but Sonny is still scheduling private readings over Zoom while he is away. So, if you’d like a private reading, then simply smash the PayPal link in the description box and set it up. Did you guys catch that? Sonny thought it would be funny to hear me say smash the PayPal link. Ok whatever. Next.   

This weekend, the Moon will be in nurturing, emotional, empathic, and caring, Cancer. On the plus side, we should all have a strong sense of family, and a desire to take care of each other. On the downside, everyone will be late for everything, so be prepared.  

Now, although the Moon energy will feel disconnected from the passionate outbursts which emanated from last weeks’ drama in Aquarius, it will form a beautiful and flowing trine to all of the healing that is shining from the romantic, artistic, and nursing energy of Pisces.  So, although there was a lot of bad in the last week, this weekend should be a doorway to a brighter future.   

Jupiter is now conjunct Neptune in Pisces. Although, Jupiter conjuncts Neptune every 13 years, it hasn’t happened in Pisces since 1856. In addition, Venus has also entered Pisces, and is beginning an applying conjunction. This is all adding to the Piscean themes of healing, dreams, mental health, and the subconscious. Remember, Sigmund Freud was born in 1856. Then again, 1856 was also the end of the Crimean war, so heads up. Ok. What does all of this mean? Sonny says, good deeds will flow from both the likely and unlikely sources.      

Now, keep in mind Mars is still in Aquarius, so there will be a strong push towards collective voices. But so what? Allowing the peeps a bit of time at the helm should go a long way to soothing ego clashes. On the other hand, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if they could just keep their shoes tied while reaching for a piece of gum. But alas, if we could do that, then we probably would have all evolved onto the next stage by now. So whatever. But keep in mind, people heal at different speeds. Now although you might be cool for action, buddy jive is still wet in the sweater, so be cool and pack some extra Kleenex.  

What else Sonny?  

Ok. While all of this kumbaya group love is extending a collective reach-around, it is also giving a full frontal to the nodes who are happily standing by with their iPhones already out and ready to change your life. Water signs or people with a watery Venus can expect big gains in love and money. This includes the lottery, financial investments, and the lottery. Like Sonny said, it hasn’t happened like this since 1856. Just remember, when you win big, make sure you peace out a bit to the SunnySide.  

The Nodes are getting a bigger push than normal right now. This will cause a lot of endings, or transitions, that you will not be able to return to. On one side, this event may be inevitable, so do your best to be your best, and make the most of the moments while you have them. Some of you guys will find hidden sources of strength, perseverance, and abilities to navigate the narcissistic droppings of psychotic wandering monsters.   

Now, do your best to avoid drama, and try to stay focused. Mars and Saturn are adding a very hard and painful reality to this dark yet unavoidable change coming from the Nodes.   

So on one hand, there will be discipline, aggression, and a desire for the group to control the outcome. This energy is forcing the change. The overwhelming Piscean energy is adding a compassionate and healing component to the change. Just be careful that you don’t get fleeced by a grand illusion.   

Dear Aries. Some random internet JAFO is going to upset your virtual apple cart in such a way that you will wonder if they make love with their underwear still on. The simple answer is maybe. Check your internet connection. Ok. Aries. One of the hotties in your orbit has secretly peeled themselves from the group and is requesting permission to land somewhere in private. Before you take a trip to the hardware store, remember that karma is watching us all closely right now. Just because no one is watching doesn’t mean that you should do it. On the other hand, a dry spell or hitting slump is bad for everyone on the team. Just remember, although your love is out of the public eye, live ammunition is being used. Finally Aries, Sonny says you should watch your money. The North Node in Taurus is making you take your Debit card for granted.  

Dear Taurus. With the Moon in Cancer, this should be an errand filled weekend. Get out and get it done. Nonsense will continue behind closed doors so keep your nose clean. A public drama gives way for a more social time with the crew. This is actually the best time for you to work your hopes, dreams, and aspirations. In other words, Sonny thinks you should really aim big right now. It’s time for rewards for jobs already well done. If you’re looking for love then the internet might shine a light on a potential playmate.  This is also a great cycle to begin an internet, or network-based business. Now. With the North Node super highlighted right now, you have to watch out for accidents to the head, and believe it or not, taking yourself for granted. None of this should be weird so be cool. Imagine, you’re going to win the award, so they are checking you out first. No big deal.   

Dear Gemini. So that’s what it feels like when the North Node blows up your twelfth house. It happens all around you, out of your control, and without you knowing, but it still has a direct effect on all of who you are. Yes. Life sucks sometimes but this particular transit has a silver lining. Make sure you count your blessings while you still have them. Next. Gemini. Sonny says you are going to attract more publicity and public attention this month than you have since 1856. Once again, that was 1856. So whether you feel like it or not, or if you’re ready or not, you have to get out and be seen. Love and money are both waiting outside in a very public way, and they are not going to wait. So. Grab your dice and let’s go.  

Dear Cancer. Everywhere you go, people notice your smile. They are also noticing that fresh wound. Try and be cool when prying eyes glance through fresh cracks in the shell. It’s only a temporary scratch job, and you’ve seen it before. As Venus enters Pisces, a big pull will arrive from a distance. Will you travel this month or will someone come to you? Joint finances become stressed as someone questions how much was spent on hair extensions. Yes, Sonny is that good. Next. Cancer, Sonny says to watch your health. Astrologically you should be ok but you are under a lot of stress protecting what is rightfully yours, and Sonny is just checking up on you. Imagine. Saturn is in your 8th house, taking away and restructuring your joint finances. Mars is also in your 8th house, putting an edge or fighting spirit towards breaking up a financial partnership. In other words, Cancer, someone might get really sick, and whether someone tries to take your money or not, bills will still be due. Bummer.  

Dear Leo o o. Well Leo. Goodbyes are painful but what are you going to do? On the plus side joint finances get a boost, so you’re either going to inherit some money or win a nice legal settlement. So some of you should come into some money but remember, an inheritance usually arrives after someone dies so keep your eyes open. Now. Leo isn’t really known as a sign that succumbs to the pressures of drugs and alcohol but you should be extra careful with your good time this weekend. And yes. Before you ask, Sonny says, your love life will suck but your sex life will take a pleasant journey to the land of tickles and tequila. Have fun but try to keep it out of the news.  A journey is on the horizon.  

Dear Virog.   Choose wisely dear Virog. Love will say hello with open arms and a change of address, but you have to sit down and take a hard look at the finances. Currently, the Sun in Aries is shining on your shared resources, and you would love to leap forward with your own arms outstretched, but there’s a fresh wound that has you a touch skittish.  In other words, they can stay the night but Sonny says they should keep it to the couch. Uptight much Sonny? Sheesh. Next. Dear Virog. A change is here. Your day-to-day life is filled with little dramas so be careful where you step. It’s a good weekend to pull together with brothers and sisters. So, if you haven’t spoken with them in a while, it might be a good weekend to reach out and heal old wounds. On the bonus side, with Venus entering Pisces, you’ll feel a strong pull towards partnering with others. Neptune and Jupiter are also conjunct in Pisces. This is a very rare transit that hasn’t occurred since 1856. So, Virog. It’s your move player. What’s the action?  

Dear Libra. Our most beautiful sign. You might be left wondering what happened in your love game. Sonny always says, there’s no such thing as a single Libra, but the romantic drama is so high right now, you might want to switch to the sidereal zodiac for a while, and wait things out as a Virog. Sonny also says there are a lot of Libra SunnySiders who have kids and you should double check that they are ok.  There is a lot of love in the air but a bit of danger still remains, so don’t cut corners. Next. Dear Libra, Venus joins Jupiter and Neptune in Pisces allowing you to take a breather and finally cut some corners. Seriously Sonny. W T F. Ok Libra. Keep your sock on, here we go. Your 5th house of romance, creative projects, and making babies, all continue to be under attack. Accidental pregnancies and miscarriages mark this astrological time period. Imagine, Saturn is putting in the hard work, and grinding it out in your love or creative game, and Mars speeds everything up. This will cause a problem, that despite the doom and gloom, doesn’t have to be a problem. Unless of course, it is. So that’s the bad. On the plus side. This is a really good time to start a business, and love is waiting at the office or coffee shop, or Whole Foods if you’re a vegan in Arizona.  

Dear Scorpio. Sonny says he’s been dreading the arrival of this week for the last two months. If you’ve been following the SunnySide horoscopes, you should have been somewhat forewarned, but nothing can ever really prepare you for when serious and irreversible tragedy really strikes. Sonny does expect Scorpio to survive this storm. Next. Dear Scorpio. Remain on the alert for problems at home. It could be something simple like a rent increase, or it might involve a full-on move, or even a possible death in the family. So be cool and keep your eagle eyes open. On the very plus side. All of the healing and love energy is adding a romantic boost that will jazz Scorpio’s love and gambling game more than any other time since 1856. You are absolutely romantically on fire right now so remember; tan lines are considered underwear in some parts of the world. Next, all Scorpios should buy lottery tickets for the rest of the month, take chances in love, and have fun with the kids.   

Dear Sagittarius. Absolutely watch your driving this weekend. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s begin focusing on the good. The buildup of feel-good energy flowing from Pisces may be great news for some of the signs but for Sagittarius, it will square your natal Sun. This means, all of the dreamy, healing energy doesn’t actually jive with your straight shooting, get to the point kind of action. At the same time, it is a blessing we haven’t seen in a while so maybe you have to make the most of it while you can anyways. All of this energy is happening at home. This means you might make some money in real estate; you might take some time to upgrade the house, some of you will move, and others might have some people move in. In other words, your home base is currently blessed. Make the most of it by working from home and inviting friends over for some fun.  Sonny says, he knows, Sagittarius, it might be a boring at-home weekend for you but love is still hovering so keep your eyes on the prize. It’s still time for prep-work.  

Dear Capricorn. First, Sonny says, go Tiger Woods. Good luck at Augusta. Next. Dear Capricorn. It’s that time of the month again. Time to check in with your dearest supermodel action girl. Hey baby, what’s up? I just dropped in to pay some bills, and maybe get a little something something from my bunny love.  Ok. Dear Sonny. I asked both Alexis and Seri, and they both said, no one actually talks like that. Ok. Whatever. Dear Capricorn. Let’s focus on the good for the weekend. This weekend, you are entering a cycle where great things are happening to your brothers and sisters. Expect those close to you to get a sudden boost of well-deserved recognition. You should also be receiving a new car, motorcycle, computer, cell phone, or little brother.  Now, this should be a fun weekend of social activities, running around, maybe working the phones, but definitely reaching out and saying hello. Moving forward, you should be thinking sales and new business at the office. Your success is in your own hands. Just make sure you take a little time out for love.  

Dear Aquarius. If you survived this last week, congratulations. The astrological tension was hurting Aquarius more than most of the other signs. On the downside, not all of you are out of it yet, so keep cool and stay alert. Now for the weekend, the Cancer Moon will have everyone a little moody, slow, and inconsistent to say the least. You will be left standing there perplexed and waiting. With the Moon in the 6th house, you might find yourself overcome with a desire to walk the dog or clean the house. Wow, fun. Even Virog is having a good time. But you know Aquarius, the air signs are getting a bit of wind up the skirt this weekend so swing with the fences and relax. Ok, for the really good news. You have just entered one of your best money attracting cycles since 1856. Quan is oozing from everywhere for you right now so pick up a sponge and soak some of it up. And of course don’t forget to share because karma is watching.  

Dearest Pisces. Sonny wanted to make a joke about love waiting at the hospital for all of the Pisces SunnySiders who work in the health industry but alas, that’s not the Pisces love action for the weekend, and you should probably try to stay out of hospitals as a general rule anyways. Ok. The warnings are going to stop about that behind-the-scenes mo fo action that’s trying to jack you up the emergency exit, but for now you should keep cool, and if the tornado didn’t hit, count your blessings and move on. On the super duper very plus hey how are you doing kind of astrological transits, Neptune, Jupiter, and Venus, are all transiting your natal Sun, and this is blessing you with massive abundance and really good looks. If there is anything that you want, all you have to do is show your face and ask. It is a very lucky time for Pisces so for the next month you should be buying lottery tickets. This is a very good time for Pisces to launch a business, and to put themselves first for a change.  Love is obviously everywhere for Pisces right now, and you could easily steal a couple of boyfriends if you wanted, but be cool, karma is still watching from behind the veil. Sonny says you should take a rain check and wait until they break up.