Weekly Horoscopes | April 11 – 15, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs
Hi everyone. Welcome back to the SunnySide. These are the weekly horoscopes for the week of April 11 to April 15, 2022. Before we begin, there are timestamps in the description box if you’d like to skip ahead to your individual sign, and subtitles should be up shortly. Please share the video. Next, as usual, we’ll have the general transits, followed by the individual signs. Sonny and S L C are back in Chicago after attending the funeral of S L C’s mom. Sonny is booking private readings over Zoom now that he’s back. So, if you’d like a private reading simply click the PayPal link in the description box and he’ll contact you to set it up.
This week, the Moon will begin in dramatic, playful, and showy Leo, and then transit into analytical and sometimes sporty Virog. This means we’ll begin the week in a playful and romantic mood. It should be fun and we should be wearing our shining best smiles. On the down side, with the Sun in aggressive Aries, and Mars in rule-breaking Aquarius, you can expect some full-on drama queen action to cramp an otherwise good time. Later in the week, we’ll all be looking at the details and trying to find a way to make our goals happen.
Now the big stuff. Neptune, the planet of dreams and illusions, is fully highlighted by Jupiter, the planet of spirituality, luck, and expansion. This transit happens every 13 years but it hasn’t happened in Pisces since 1856 so expect big shifts in social energy towards healing, faith, and the arts. The overall energy will temporally shift away from Aquarius science and facts, to Piscean faith and healing. Many will find themselves returning to the arts.
It’s a great time to push your dreams and reach for the stars. Many will find themselves going through an unexpected yet major change.
Dear Aries. It’s time to start thinking about the bulge in your pants. No Aries, I’m talking about your wallet. Venus is still in Pisces giving you an opportunity to make some changes behind the scenes. Take this opportunity to lay some elbow grease into a potential money-making project that no one knows about. Just don’t be weird about it. It’s not the time to reap anything yet, but a good Aries knows how to sow their oats. So, get out there and pollinate. Just don’t let anyone see you. Now, in other transits, be careful, a hater is lurking in the woods. Right now, disruptive energy is running through your social and online game. Love is in the air but make sure you wear an extra thick shirt when entertaining the peeps. Shortly, you will have a bull’s eye on your back.
Dear Taurus. This is a week for healing so do your best to reach out and extend a hug for those in need. Sometimes, even if they don’t hug back in the moment, they will continue to carry your love with them. So go for it. Just don’t step on any toes. Recent events in 2022 have you reshaping all of who you are, and who you really can be. Whether you realize it or not, you’re changing. Embrace the journey. The public drama may be past but tension will remain for a while. Your heart may be moving on but work has to be done. But be cool Taurus. Sonny says it’s not going to be as sucky as it sounds. Your healing story should happen socially, so call the peeps and show some game. Now, Mercury just entered into Taurus so, you might suddenly find yourself spending a lot of time thinking about how you look. The Moon in Leo will have you taking care of a spaz-ass at home but by the middle of the week you should be good for some, yes please action. You know the drill Taurus, T C B, then shake what your mama gave you.
Dear Gemini. It’s back to work Gemini. Sure, distant shores have been dragging your ass for a spell, but the game doesn’t stop just because we’re having a bad couple of days. Mars is lagging in your 9th house. This is continuing to add disruptive energy with things at a distance, and call your attention away from home. But whatever, Saturn is remaining there for a while so it’s not like the problems would suddenly disappear, and I think you already knew that. I’m mentioning Mars right now because, it will shortly enter Pisces, and that will hit the gas on all of the healing good love vibes. So, you really only have a little window where love and attraction are meeting with expansion and dreams, in the sign of Pisces, for the first times since 1856. Now, when you put it like that, then you can see why is so important to keep pushing the high viz game, whether you like it or not. And just for the record, no, Gemini energy, which likes to asks questions and gather information, doesn’t necessary dig jive with the Pisces, let’s all just take everything on faith kind of way. But, what can you do? You might not like it, but that’s where love and money are coming from. So, if you’re looking for love or money then you have to get out and do it. It’s going to work. Sonny believes in you. Go do it. Wait, before we go, Sonny also says, this drama will return half way through July, so keep notes.
Dear Cancer. As difficult as recent events have been, the drama is not entirely over just yet. Keep a close watch on your shared resources for the rest of the year. Although Mars is getting ready to leave that part of your chart, Saturn will remain. This means drama with shared property, so you have to watch out. Success will involve elbow grease but, you are probably already used to covering expenses right now. It also means a lot of legal paper work so you better get to it. Ok, enough of the drama. Sonny just wants you to be careful. For Crabs who would like to be famous or are looking for a new job then now’s the time to get cracking. Sonny says, you are super high viz right now so smile when you step out and definitely look your best. Peeps are also talking about you so the publicity button is being pushed loud and fast. But, hold your chariots little crabs. Although people are looking and talking, the actual attraction energy is coming from the 9th house. So, very good things are happening with your studies if you’re at school, you might have an opportunity to travel, you are attracting people and things from faraway places. This all means, it’s a time to feel and see what’s out there in the world for you. It’s a time to reshape your public image, without actually changing who you are. Shortly, you’re going to put it all together with a new career, new group of friends, and probably, a newer life than you might have realized. Good luck cancer.
Dear Leo. First, Sonny wants to send a special shout out to his brother in-law and his wife, both Leos in Michigan. S’up player, I hope everything is super cool. Thank you for everything. We super appreciate it. Next, dear Leo. Time to flex your roar, just keep it gentle. This is a week for healing. With the Moon transiting your natal Sun, you should feel a solid boost of ego energy giving you the push to confidently step into the spotlight. In other parts of the zodiac world, the relationship drama should be over but you’re not quite in clear just yet. Saturn will linger in Aquarius for a while longer, drying up relationships for a while. Also, super note what you’ve been going through recently. When Saturn turns retrograde in July, believe it or not, you’re going to have to go over some of the decisions made during the last couple of weeks. I know right, bummer. Ok, what else? The buildup of feel-good energy in your 8th house, indicates very good news in shared resources and investments. On the downside, you’re attracting death. On the plus side, you’re also attracting a lot of sex. Sounds like fun. Make the most of the good vibes while you have them. Shortly, Mars is going to enter the game and shake the crap out of your action. In other words, someone isn’t happy and they’re going to let you know. Not right now, but shortly. And no, it’s not Sonny and S L C. They love everyone.
Dear Virog. The Moon in Leo at the beginning of the week is going to put our Dearest Virogs into a relax and chill kind of vibe. For the not so dearest Virogs, behind the scenes action have your attention. Whatever you do, just make sure your hand doesn’t get caught in the cookie jar. Now, here’s the real action. Your love game gets supered with a once in a lifetime opportunity. Additionally, your dance card is going to be filled. If you were married, Sonny would say it’s time for a little trip to the side door café on the way home from the office. If you’re a single Virog, you should take that side trip anyways. Love is following you everywhere, and you’re probably going to get away with it. If that’s not your shake, then keep your eyes open for action on the legal front. You’re definitely good with paper right now, so find the dotted line and make them sign. Promises are for air signs. Yes, let that sink in. Air signs. Of all the zodiac signs, Virog knows the value of a broken promise best. So, when they ask if you would like paper or plastic, tell them to speak to your lawyer. Then make them bend over, and take it like a..
Dear Libra. Sonny says he heard some guys talking about Uranus and was wondering if anything unusual happened last weekend. An unexpected opportunity to make some money through a joint project will suddenly appear. Not yet, but soon. Right now, you should be thinking about it, and how you’re going to make it work. Will you hit the nail on the head? No. It will either be out of the blue, or it won’t be what you have planned, but it will pave the way for your future. Either way, you should get ready. The biggest drama with the kids should be past but you never stop being a mom, so keep a little extra set aside just in case it rains again. On the super plus side, an office romance or meeting someone where you go daily, has a possibility of being true love. Don’t be shy Libra, it’s time to play a little buggy bumping at the grocery store. If you’re an already partnered up Libra, which Sonny says all of you are, you’ll find yourself spending daily time with your partner, so have fun. You might also get a new pet.
Dear Scorpio. Whether you started it or not, a change is still coming at home. Unlike the other signs, Scorpio isn’t actually out of anything yet. In other words, your fan is not only covered in it, it won’t be getting clean any time soon either. So, what are you going to do Scorpio? You’ve been here before, sort of. You’ve seen other’s go through it and prevail. Now it will be your turn. Wow. Dramatic much Sonny? How about this. Dear Scorpio, for the rest of the month you will be filled with romance, love, and creativity. This is an amazing time to share something special with the world. Some of you will definitely be getting pregnant, so if you are a musician with extra piercings, just make sure you watch where you jingle those bells. If you have the opportunity, then don’t just think something special about your partners, do something extra nice, like don’t be so Scorpio for a day or two. The Moon will be fiery and playful at the beginning of the week. Now, we all know that this isn’t necessarily your thing but whatever, get out and have some fun. You can even wear black if you like. If you’re a Scorpio who likes pottery, just remember that everyone shares the same kiln, so, be careful with your ceramic creativity. Oh, before I forget, make sure you keep buying lottery tickets for the rest of the month. Especially if you have a water rising sign or Venus in water.
Dear Sagittarius. If you’re listening to these weekly horoscopes then you made it. Sonny says, super congratulations. Now, just because the drama has passed, doesn’t necessarily mean you are out of the woods just yet. So, watch your driving, watch your words, watch out for your brothers and sisters, and watch out for problems with computer stuff. There shouldn’t be anything major, just check in with everyone and make sure they are cool. The spotlight continues to shine on creative projects and the children, but the real action is happening at home. You have a good opportunity to either make money from real estate, get a break on the rent, or start a home-based business. Some Sagittarians will be planning a move, and for others, someone might move in. It’s important to heal a rift which may have developed. Shortly, Mars will enter this area of your chart indicating a shake-up is on the way. You may not get another chance to make peace, so use the energy to your best advantage. Sonny also said, you might be attracting parents as well.
Dear Capricorn. You might be entertaining a shake-up with the kids. W T F! Someone tell Lorenzo and the rest of the SunnySide 2.0 crew, mamma wants to toss some bath-water. Now, Capricorn, it might be a slug in the chops but despite the recent financial tug at the cable-tow, Saturn, your ruling planet, is still hanging out with your money tree. Here’s the deal with this guy. Saturn is a pain in the astronaut who just sits there and complains. You can’t ever do anything right, and you can’t ignore it. So, if you’re hip to the ca-va you just chill and do your best to make Saturn happy. It’s brutal and you want to quit but you keep going. Now, here’s the thing with Saturn, when it leaves, you’ll have all of the rewards for all of that effort that you just put into your project. That’s how Saturn brings rewards. And right now, Saturn is blessing your 2nd house of comfort, security, and how to pay for it all. So, effort will be rewarded. Now, on the other hand, if you don’t put in the effort to keep Saturn happy, then when Saturn leaves, there will be nothing there. Bummer. Good luck Capricorn. Sonny says, love is waiting a phone call away.
Dear Akaware–e us. The drama should be well deep in your rear-view mirror by now, but the restrictive nature of Saturn in your first house will remain. On the plus side, this should continue to help you with the dedication, devotion, and hard work necessary to accomplish your personal goals. On the downside, you’ll be a clueless control freak. The North Node continuing through Taurus, is unexpectedly inflating, and dissolving things at home. The big lesson of the North Node is, potential for success, but neglect causes disappointment. So dear Akaware-e us, make sure your game is tight on the home-front. Things might appear wonderful or at least chugging along, but neglect will cause a major holy-smokes. So, stay on top of the home team for the next little while. Next. This is the best financial time for Akaware-e us in the next while so do your very best to shake the money tree when it passes by. It’s generally money received for a job already well done, so keep putting in your best and try to act surprised when the bonus arrives.
Dearest Pisces. Arrows are flying everywhere and you can only duck so low. Swim deep as murky waters cloud everyone’s judgement, and exposes hidden haters out for fish tacos. Note. It’s not time to fight back just yet. So be cool my dearest Pisces. Your time for vengeance will arrive shortly. In the meantime, Mercury has just entered Taurus, allowing everyone’s thoughts to drift towards concrete and stable ideas. For Pisces, you will be amping up your phone game. When inspiration asks you to reach out and ask, how do you do, don’t just dream the super possible dream, dearest Pisces, you should make the call. Sonny says, as long as Venus is in Pisces you should buy a lottery ticket. And, you’re going to have a lot of fight in you to get things done in the next couple of weeks, but for now, head to calm waters, and take care of all of the behind-the-scenes stuff.
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Hi Everyone. Welcome back to the SunnySide. These are the weekend horoscopes for the weekend of April 8 to April 10, 2022 for all zodiac signs. The horoscopes will begin with a general overview of some of the transits for the weekend and then we’ll have the individual signs. There are timestamps in the descriptions box, as well as a link to the SunnySide website, where you can find a written copy of this video. Quick note before we begin. Sonny and S L C are still in Michigan attending a family emergency but Sonny is still scheduling private readings over Zoom while he is away. So, if you’d like a private reading, then simply smash the PayPal link in the description box and set it up. Did you guys catch that? Sonny thought it would be funny to hear me say smash the PayPal link. Ok whatever. Next.
This weekend, the Moon will be in nurturing, emotional, empathic, and caring, Cancer. On the plus side, we should all have a strong sense of family, and a desire to take care of each other. On the downside, everyone will be late for everything, so be prepared.
Now, although the Moon energy will feel disconnected from the passionate outbursts which emanated from last weeks’ drama in Aquarius, it will form a beautiful and flowing trine to all of the healing that is shining from the romantic, artistic, and nursing energy of Pisces. So, although there was a lot of bad in the last week, this weekend should be a doorway to a brighter future.
Jupiter is now conjunct Neptune in Pisces. Although, Jupiter conjuncts Neptune every 13 years, it hasn’t happened in Pisces since 1856. In addition, Venus has also entered Pisces, and is beginning an applying conjunction. This is all adding to the Piscean themes of healing, dreams, mental health, and the subconscious. Remember, Sigmund Freud was born in 1856. Then again, 1856 was also the end of the Crimean war, so heads up. Ok. What does all of this mean? Sonny says, good deeds will flow from both the likely and unlikely sources.
Now, keep in mind Mars is still in Aquarius, so there will be a strong push towards collective voices. But so what? Allowing the peeps a bit of time at the helm should go a long way to soothing ego clashes. On the other hand, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if they could just keep their shoes tied while reaching for a piece of gum. But alas, if we could do that, then we probably would have all evolved onto the next stage by now. So whatever. But keep in mind, people heal at different speeds. Now although you might be cool for action, buddy jive is still wet in the sweater, so be cool and pack some extra Kleenex.
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Ok. While all of this kumbaya group love is extending a collective reach-around, it is also giving a full frontal to the nodes who are happily standing by with their iPhones already out and ready to change your life. Water signs or people with a watery Venus can expect big gains in love and money. This includes the lottery, financial investments, and the lottery. Like Sonny said, it hasn’t happened like this since 1856. Just remember, when you win big, make sure you peace out a bit to the SunnySide.
The Nodes are getting a bigger push than normal right now. This will cause a lot of endings, or transitions, that you will not be able to return to. On one side, this event may be inevitable, so do your best to be your best, and make the most of the moments while you have them. Some of you guys will find hidden sources of strength, perseverance, and abilities to navigate the narcissistic droppings of psychotic wandering monsters.
Now, do your best to avoid drama, and try to stay focused. Mars and Saturn are adding a very hard and painful reality to this dark yet unavoidable change coming from the Nodes.
So on one hand, there will be discipline, aggression, and a desire for the group to control the outcome. This energy is forcing the change. The overwhelming Piscean energy is adding a compassionate and healing component to the change. Just be careful that you don’t get fleeced by a grand illusion.
Dear Aries. Some random internet JAFO is going to upset your virtual apple cart in such a way that you will wonder if they make love with their underwear still on. The simple answer is maybe. Check your internet connection. Ok. Aries. One of the hotties in your orbit has secretly peeled themselves from the group and is requesting permission to land somewhere in private. Before you take a trip to the hardware store, remember that karma is watching us all closely right now. Just because no one is watching doesn’t mean that you should do it. On the other hand, a dry spell or hitting slump is bad for everyone on the team. Just remember, although your love is out of the public eye, live ammunition is being used. Finally Aries, Sonny says you should watch your money. The North Node in Taurus is making you take your Debit card for granted.
Dear Taurus. With the Moon in Cancer, this should be an errand filled weekend. Get out and get it done. Nonsense will continue behind closed doors so keep your nose clean. A public drama gives way for a more social time with the crew. This is actually the best time for you to work your hopes, dreams, and aspirations. In other words, Sonny thinks you should really aim big right now. It’s time for rewards for jobs already well done. If you’re looking for love then the internet might shine a light on a potential playmate. This is also a great cycle to begin an internet, or network-based business. Now. With the North Node super highlighted right now, you have to watch out for accidents to the head, and believe it or not, taking yourself for granted. None of this should be weird so be cool. Imagine, you’re going to win the award, so they are checking you out first. No big deal.
Dear Gemini. So that’s what it feels like when the North Node blows up your twelfth house. It happens all around you, out of your control, and without you knowing, but it still has a direct effect on all of who you are. Yes. Life sucks sometimes but this particular transit has a silver lining. Make sure you count your blessings while you still have them. Next. Gemini. Sonny says you are going to attract more publicity and public attention this month than you have since 1856. Once again, that was 1856. So whether you feel like it or not, or if you’re ready or not, you have to get out and be seen. Love and money are both waiting outside in a very public way, and they are not going to wait. So. Grab your dice and let’s go.
Dear Cancer. Everywhere you go, people notice your smile. They are also noticing that fresh wound. Try and be cool when prying eyes glance through fresh cracks in the shell. It’s only a temporary scratch job, and you’ve seen it before. As Venus enters Pisces, a big pull will arrive from a distance. Will you travel this month or will someone come to you? Joint finances become stressed as someone questions how much was spent on hair extensions. Yes, Sonny is that good. Next. Cancer, Sonny says to watch your health. Astrologically you should be ok but you are under a lot of stress protecting what is rightfully yours, and Sonny is just checking up on you. Imagine. Saturn is in your 8th house, taking away and restructuring your joint finances. Mars is also in your 8th house, putting an edge or fighting spirit towards breaking up a financial partnership. In other words, Cancer, someone might get really sick, and whether someone tries to take your money or not, bills will still be due. Bummer.
Dear Leo o o. Well Leo. Goodbyes are painful but what are you going to do? On the plus side joint finances get a boost, so you’re either going to inherit some money or win a nice legal settlement. So some of you should come into some money but remember, an inheritance usually arrives after someone dies so keep your eyes open. Now. Leo isn’t really known as a sign that succumbs to the pressures of drugs and alcohol but you should be extra careful with your good time this weekend. And yes. Before you ask, Sonny says, your love life will suck but your sex life will take a pleasant journey to the land of tickles and tequila. Have fun but try to keep it out of the news. A journey is on the horizon.
Dear Virog. Choose wisely dear Virog. Love will say hello with open arms and a change of address, but you have to sit down and take a hard look at the finances. Currently, the Sun in Aries is shining on your shared resources, and you would love to leap forward with your own arms outstretched, but there’s a fresh wound that has you a touch skittish. In other words, they can stay the night but Sonny says they should keep it to the couch. Uptight much Sonny? Sheesh. Next. Dear Virog. A change is here. Your day-to-day life is filled with little dramas so be careful where you step. It’s a good weekend to pull together with brothers and sisters. So, if you haven’t spoken with them in a while, it might be a good weekend to reach out and heal old wounds. On the bonus side, with Venus entering Pisces, you’ll feel a strong pull towards partnering with others. Neptune and Jupiter are also conjunct in Pisces. This is a very rare transit that hasn’t occurred since 1856. So, Virog. It’s your move player. What’s the action?
Dear Libra. Our most beautiful sign. You might be left wondering what happened in your love game. Sonny always says, there’s no such thing as a single Libra, but the romantic drama is so high right now, you might want to switch to the sidereal zodiac for a while, and wait things out as a Virog. Sonny also says there are a lot of Libra SunnySiders who have kids and you should double check that they are ok. There is a lot of love in the air but a bit of danger still remains, so don’t cut corners. Next. Dear Libra, Venus joins Jupiter and Neptune in Pisces allowing you to take a breather and finally cut some corners. Seriously Sonny. W T F. Ok Libra. Keep your sock on, here we go. Your 5th house of romance, creative projects, and making babies, all continue to be under attack. Accidental pregnancies and miscarriages mark this astrological time period. Imagine, Saturn is putting in the hard work, and grinding it out in your love or creative game, and Mars speeds everything up. This will cause a problem, that despite the doom and gloom, doesn’t have to be a problem. Unless of course, it is. So that’s the bad. On the plus side. This is a really good time to start a business, and love is waiting at the office or coffee shop, or Whole Foods if you’re a vegan in Arizona.
Dear Scorpio. Sonny says he’s been dreading the arrival of this week for the last two months. If you’ve been following the SunnySide horoscopes, you should have been somewhat forewarned, but nothing can ever really prepare you for when serious and irreversible tragedy really strikes. Sonny does expect Scorpio to survive this storm. Next. Dear Scorpio. Remain on the alert for problems at home. It could be something simple like a rent increase, or it might involve a full-on move, or even a possible death in the family. So be cool and keep your eagle eyes open. On the very plus side. All of the healing and love energy is adding a romantic boost that will jazz Scorpio’s love and gambling game more than any other time since 1856. You are absolutely romantically on fire right now so remember; tan lines are considered underwear in some parts of the world. Next, all Scorpios should buy lottery tickets for the rest of the month, take chances in love, and have fun with the kids.
Dear Sagittarius. Absolutely watch your driving this weekend. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s begin focusing on the good. The buildup of feel-good energy flowing from Pisces may be great news for some of the signs but for Sagittarius, it will square your natal Sun. This means, all of the dreamy, healing energy doesn’t actually jive with your straight shooting, get to the point kind of action. At the same time, it is a blessing we haven’t seen in a while so maybe you have to make the most of it while you can anyways. All of this energy is happening at home. This means you might make some money in real estate; you might take some time to upgrade the house, some of you will move, and others might have some people move in. In other words, your home base is currently blessed. Make the most of it by working from home and inviting friends over for some fun. Sonny says, he knows, Sagittarius, it might be a boring at-home weekend for you but love is still hovering so keep your eyes on the prize. It’s still time for prep-work.
Dear Capricorn. First, Sonny says, go Tiger Woods. Good luck at Augusta. Next. Dear Capricorn. It’s that time of the month again. Time to check in with your dearest supermodel action girl. Hey baby, what’s up? I just dropped in to pay some bills, and maybe get a little something something from my bunny love. Ok. Dear Sonny. I asked both Alexis and Seri, and they both said, no one actually talks like that. Ok. Whatever. Dear Capricorn. Let’s focus on the good for the weekend. This weekend, you are entering a cycle where great things are happening to your brothers and sisters. Expect those close to you to get a sudden boost of well-deserved recognition. You should also be receiving a new car, motorcycle, computer, cell phone, or little brother. Now, this should be a fun weekend of social activities, running around, maybe working the phones, but definitely reaching out and saying hello. Moving forward, you should be thinking sales and new business at the office. Your success is in your own hands. Just make sure you take a little time out for love.
Dear Aquarius. If you survived this last week, congratulations. The astrological tension was hurting Aquarius more than most of the other signs. On the downside, not all of you are out of it yet, so keep cool and stay alert. Now for the weekend, the Cancer Moon will have everyone a little moody, slow, and inconsistent to say the least. You will be left standing there perplexed and waiting. With the Moon in the 6th house, you might find yourself overcome with a desire to walk the dog or clean the house. Wow, fun. Even Virog is having a good time. But you know Aquarius, the air signs are getting a bit of wind up the skirt this weekend so swing with the fences and relax. Ok, for the really good news. You have just entered one of your best money attracting cycles since 1856. Quan is oozing from everywhere for you right now so pick up a sponge and soak some of it up. And of course don’t forget to share because karma is watching.
Dearest Pisces. Sonny wanted to make a joke about love waiting at the hospital for all of the Pisces SunnySiders who work in the health industry but alas, that’s not the Pisces love action for the weekend, and you should probably try to stay out of hospitals as a general rule anyways. Ok. The warnings are going to stop about that behind-the-scenes mo fo action that’s trying to jack you up the emergency exit, but for now you should keep cool, and if the tornado didn’t hit, count your blessings and move on. On the super duper very plus hey how are you doing kind of astrological transits, Neptune, Jupiter, and Venus, are all transiting your natal Sun, and this is blessing you with massive abundance and really good looks. If there is anything that you want, all you have to do is show your face and ask. It is a very lucky time for Pisces so for the next month you should be buying lottery tickets. This is a very good time for Pisces to launch a business, and to put themselves first for a change. Love is obviously everywhere for Pisces right now, and you could easily steal a couple of boyfriends if you wanted, but be cool, karma is still watching from behind the veil. Sonny says you should take a rain check and wait until they break up.
Weekend Horoscope | March 25 – 27, 2022 | All Zodiac Signs
Hey YouTube.. Welcome back to the SunnySide. – these are the weekend horoscopes for the weekend of March 25 – 27, 2022 for all zodiac signs. Remember, the horoscopes are for fun but, Sonny is a professional astrologer, so if you’d like clarity on the horoscopes or a personal reading, then simply subscribe to the channel, and tune in to the livestream, or simply click the PayPal button and set up a private reading right now over Zoom. PayPall Click Here
This Weekend’s Astrological Aspects:
Moon in Capricorn: This weekend the Moon will start off in Capricorn then transit into Aquarius. This mean we should all be feeling a touch cold-hearted, ready to make non-emotional decisions, and we’ll probably all have to blinders on so to speak. Goals and objectives can take centre stage. Sounds like a bit of a drag but at least all of the chores will get done. Or.. Maybe a trip to a fancy restaurant. That would be cool. Some zodiac signs will have to watch for overspending (Sagittarius & Capricorn). Aquarius and Virgo will be accident prone.
Did you know?
The Devil Card in the Tarot is the card in the Major Arcane that represents Capricorn. The Devil Card alludes to giving in to pleasure or temptation or sin.. It’s indulgence – but it’s also about blaming things on others (lacking responsibility) and giving over your personal power. It’s about feeling trapped by your actions.
Capricorn is also represented in the Tarot with the 2 of coins, 3 of coins, and 4 of coins. These are generally cards that allude to financial decisions, physical goals, and consequences of success.
When you put it all together.. Relax everyone.. It’s going to be ok. Just when you thought I was going to proclaim a painful weekend of cold heartbreak, poor decisions, and blind people-pleasing.. Ok whatever. The Moon in Capricorn is going to have us re-evaluating how we are seen in the world.
Big plus.. Capricorn moon = upgrades in life. People will break up this weekend because their partners don’t ‘look the part’ – that’s some cold shit. – good luck.
The Capricorn Moon will transit into Aquarius on Saturday changing the overall mood from the drudgery of paying bills and doing chores towards freedom and group expressions – which in this day and age appears to indicate the internet and big ass public demonstrations.
As Venus approaches Saturn love will get a little frumpy and formal. It’s a yearly cycle of financial pain for the masses.
Neptune applies trine to South Node! (that’s a good clickbait title S.. tnx man) – I keep staring at this transit because it’s applying to my Natal Sun and my dad’s Chiron – I know! Interesting. So, I’m looking for good news in the transit.. Neptune in Pisces is casting a very strong rosy glow. With Jupiter approaching the Saturn trine South Node aspect.. Hopes, dreams, healing, and everyone from your past will come into focus. There should be a lot of healing conversations. The effect of the Nodes will cause a change.
Quick note: Saturn conjunct Mars, all square the nodes – is one of the worst transits out there.. And no – it doesn’t happen every day so when it pops up shortly.. Everyone be cool. Saturn wants to keep things cool and collected. Saturn is encouraging a stripped down, systematic approach. Saturn is cool with slow and steady. Mars on the other hand wants it all now. Mars naturally adds energy and often disruption to the situation. Saturn may be a hard teacher but Mars is the classroom bully! Together, there’s going to be a problem.
Now amidst this little power struggle, we have the Nodes cruising through the mix – and these are some guys you do not want to mess with. If you play cool game with the Nodes then they’ll pass without too much negative drama. If you neglect or disrespect the Nodes’ journey then you are total game over.. Good bye easy job.. Good bye cool girl. Good bye being able to just up and buy all of the awesome SunnySide merch. Life is going to total ass suck. But there is an answer.. I’ll tell you on the livestream – I have to finish the ‘scopes and I am getting distracted.. talking to myself.
Dear Aries. – The Capricorn Moon will face off against your natal Sun, cramping your style, and let’s get going game. The Capricorn Moon is uptight and always plays by the rules.. The ones you see anyways. – The Aries Sun and Ascendent however like it fast, free, fun, and often a little nakedy. Go Aries! Ok, so the Sun is in Aries. this means everyone should be looking at you but, the general mood will be ‘thanks grandpa’.. So although everyone will be looking, – it doesn’t mean that they will approve, so be cool, or at least use the secret nature of the Capricorn Moon and just record it for later. By Sunday, the Aquarius Moon will loosen up the vibe. Love says, You will meet someone new during your walk of shame.
Dear Taurus. – What sneaky shenanigans have you gotten yourself into? With Venus and Mars still at the top of your chart, you’re hellbent on getting out and seeing what the world has to offer. Have fun, but be super super super careful. A hard crash is coming to that magical rainbow, so enjoy the ride while it’s here. Ok. Deal time Taurus. Saturn squaring the Nodes means it’s gut check time for everyone. For the sweetest bulls, It’s right on top of your Sun! Now before you go and blame me for everything, – It’s your identity, who you are, and who you want to be that is in question. Saturn is asking the North Node in Taurus, – who do you want to be? And, Are you ready for the change because it’s almost here, – and there’s no going back. Currently, Lilith is also transiting your second house of personal finances. This is currently making your money sexy.. – just saying.. Don’t make it weird – S
Dear Gemini. – All cards should be on the table by now. Yes, there will be a couple of major WTF’s shortly as peeps flat out let you down, – but what can you do? You won’t be feeling playful and creative but you will still be in a sexy fun kind of vibe. Go ahead Gemini, this weekend, invite someone over, turn the music up really loud so the neighbours or anyone listening doesn’t get too curious, and have some fun. Astro note. it’s coming from a distance, so be prepared. The end of the weekend will be better than the beginning. The dreamy and cloudy Pisces vibe doesn’t totally gel with your ‘ask questions’ nature but what can you do. Your career is important and if you keep trying, then success will arrive shortly. – think new job or entire new career.
Dear Cancer. – This should be a ‘stable in love’ weekend for our fun-loving crabs. The Moon in Capricorn is going to fill you with an emotional urge to take care of your partner. Or, With Venus and Mars both in (can we still be friends) Aquarius, Let’s just say who needs zippers when that shell slides off so fast with a little butter. Oooooooohhhh… crab love rules! – Seriously, For those cross-reading zodiac signs, the crabs are going to be expensive right now, – so size up your wallet before you load up that plate. These friends have benefits but they aren’t going Dutch. This weekend still has you in research mode. Finish it all up because shortly, you’re going to be thinking about getting out again. And you’re not really prepared for multiple projects so one step at a time.. Even if they are sideways.
Dear Leoooo! – Well Leo, a big change is coming in your relationship status. For better or worse it’s gut check time. Do you pop the question and change everyone’s lives? or does unexpected news crash a house of cards? Oooooo… this going to be fun to watch. There’s a big project or change happening at home. Keep going and push your career? or deal with fires at home? I really wish it was that easy. It’s more than likely, that some stress will find your dearest action man, and he’s going to bubble over with either, – I think we should up this game and move in together, or it’s time for some space. – either way, expect a big change at home this year.
Dear Virog. – Mars continues its journey through your 6th house, making you super busy. But it’s not the good busy, where you’re indulging your hobbies. It’s work time. On the plus side, Super Congratz! The money should be coming in shortly. Love is also shining brightly at the office, so if you’re looking for love then all you have to do is burn the midnight oil, – which you probably have to do anyways. On the down side, a little buddy might get sick. The Sun in Aries is highlighting a couple of endings so say your goodbyes with grace and book onto the next action. You might be travelling this summer.
Dear Libra. – Normally this time of year is ok for Libra. The Sun is in Aries, highlighting your closest relationships, and Venus is cruising along in Aquarius, attracting love and romantic urges. – all game on Libra time. But this year, drama fills your romantic love filled dreamscape fantasy universe, and crashes hard on some difficult decisions. Know in advance that this might get expensive, but you also might not have a choice. Keep all eyes on the kids or a creative project as Saturn asks you if you should stay or go. So.. Normally, I would book on that but.. Here’s the action plan. – Do it. You don’t really have a choice. Things being taken away were leaving anyways, so bite hard and think happy thoughts. This is the year to focus on your finances, and next year you’ll do you.
Dear Scorpeepoo. – Every week, I stare at our chart and I see Uranus in the 7th house, and I remember all of those times I laughed at Libra when they went through it. (I know Karma is a bitch – but I like bad girls so we’re even). You are about to go through the dice man.. Normally, I would totally peace you out, and wish you good luck in the next tournament, but for today, – you are still in the game. Yes peeps are unexpectedly dropping the ball, and the worse is way way yet to come. Be cool. You got this (probably). You began this journey a couple of years ago when you began pushing your North Node. This is now blowing up your commitment game with pie in the sky fantasies of afternoon sex, easy money, and access to the locked chest in the closet. – Even though it is crunch time at home, (why do you do this to yourself?) love is calling. I want to tell you to draw up the papers, but a loop still has to be thrown. Get ready to move.
Dear Sagittarius. – Out of the darkness, a light finally shines on love. Could it finally be the real thing, or is it just the kids dropping in to say high. Either way, it’s nice to soak in some vibe for a spell. Home is also ok.. Pretty good even.. Ok whatever. Energy is flowing all around you and your past. Your journey began in the mind. – taking control of your emotions. – and flows towards your body and your daily life. You have to take your dreams, and do your best to make them a reality right now. The problem is impatience and reckless behaviour. The Sun just entered Aries. – it’s time to get ease things along, not necessarily to saddle up the camel and rush off for, two for one drinks at the oasis. The Sun will conjunct Chiron shortly and that will highlight a pain in love or a difficulty with one of the kids. Then you’ll be ready to break through in love.
Dear Capricorn. – All eyes may be focused on Aries right now but this weekend, all hearts will be with you. So, Go ahead and brood, boss, bi, or restrain your favorite go time happy meal. – it’s play time Capricorn style. And yes.. That means you’ll have to pay for it. So what? It may be a difficult decision but it’s kind of your wheel house. Suck up that personal power, – get back on top, – and put that bid on that new house. Yes, I saw that one coming. ( good job sonny – tnx Man.. We have new Sunnyside stickers for sale in the store). The drama with the kids should be over for the next short while so while you’re at the spa absolutely take care of yourself.. But also watch those pennies. – the rain hasn’t stopped falling just yet.
Dear Aquarius. – The Capricorn Moon is going to chill your heals. Take some time and just lay low, and do you. You have a lot of fighting energy right now and it could easily end you on the short end of a long stick. Lillith in your 5th house is pedal down in love. Your libido might be on overdrive but your partner might miss the clues. Love is currently a messed-up game for Aquas with a lot of poor choices gumming up the mix. What are you going to do? I guess we fall back to the Moon this weekend then. Take some time for yourself to recharge, by Sunday you’ll be ready to fight again.
Dearest Pisces. – It’s all systems go in the land of fish-love! Well not really but.. Friends are highlighted, so get out and have some fun. Yes, I see all of the build-up of destructive energy in your 12th house of endings. A hit will be coming that you won’t walk away from. But right now, I think you should focus on being social. Get out and frolic. Check in with the peeps. You’ll want to sleep in on Sunday, so use the energy while you have it at the beginning of the weekend. It’s time to ask yourself how you can afford that dream vacation. Maybe find some hidden money? Or a working holiday? It all sounds like fun. Don’t forget to check the oil in your car.
The Moon in Leo indicates she was nurturing, romantic and playful in her last life time. There’s a strong chance she was dramatic, mothering, and loved being the centre of attention. A lot of time was probably spent at home.
The South Node in the 2nd house indicates a strong emphasis on personal comfort and her personal finances. She was very self-reliant but she also took care of others.
North node in the 8th house indicates trouble with joint resources. Never the less, success will come when you let others take the lead.